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Best of 2003: Your #1 Album Picks of the Year

Although some folks couldn’t rank their lists {igChar}… which is fine… you know… if you just can’t bear to proclaim to the world, “THIS WAS THE BEST FUCKING ALBUM OF THE YEAR!!!” but some of us could. And albums that have such an exclamation bestowed on them deserve a special note. So here they are… […]

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Best of 2003: Top 100 Imaginary Albums of the Year

You voted, and we tabulated. Now you can print and clip the top 100 imaginary albums of the year list for your post-holiday-gift-certificate shopping pleasure… The Postal Service, “Give Up” The Shins, “Chutes Too Narrow” Death Cab for Cutie, “Transatlanticism” Radiohead, “Hail To The Thief” Outkast, “Speakerboxxx/The Love Below” The White Stripes, “Elephant” The Long […]

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AstroPOP! for January 2004

Imaginary rock and roll astrology CD reviews by Chilly C for January 2004 Capricorn {December 22-January 19} Your ill will towards the romantically smitten has reached alarming proportions. Your Imaginary New Year's Resolution for 2004: negate the hate, and learn to love the love. It's ok to be suspicious at first: on their double-cd fantasia […]

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TIG's Imaginary Office Holiday Party 2003

Show Date: December 21, 2003

Thanks to all those who helped make our first-ever Imaginary Holiday Office Party such a smashing success!!! First of all, a HUGE thank you to all the wonderful bands who learned all those kick-ass holiday songs!!!! The Divorce, the Pale, the Malinks, the Amazombies, the Senate Arcade, Sushirobo, Alien Crime Syndicate, Love Hotel, and the […]

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AstroPOP! for October-November 2003

Libra {September 23-October 22} Death Cab for Cutie truly are indie rock's Hall and Oates: not only do DCfC possess both rock and soul, vocalist/guitarist Ben Gibbard's dreamy tenor is so unabashedly romantic that it literally spells out the M-E-T-H-O-D of modern love. Please listen closely, Libra: your usual balance is upset by love troubles […]

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Buttrock Karaoke Haikus

“Don’t blame us. We didn’t write ’em.” 8.30.03, Chop Suey   Some lovely buttrock haikus, as submitted by audience members who attended our first-ever buttrock karaoke contest! {note: we were extremely permissive in our definitions of “haiku” so be gentle!}. Fuck Diamond Dave by J. Lawless David Lee Roth Makes me want to Puke and […]

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AstroPOP! for September 2003

Imaginary rock and roll astrology CD reviews by Chilly C for September 2003 Virgo {August 23-September 22} Earth to Virgo: everyone knows your "leave me alone" vibes are vain attempts to mask a desperate-puppy "pet me please" need for attention. This month, just go for it. That's right: curl into a ball, howl for love, […]

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