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AstroPOP! for January 2004

Imaginary rock and roll astrology CD reviews by Chilly C for January 2004 Capricorn {December 22-January 19} Your ill will towards the romantically smitten has reached alarming proportions. Your Imaginary New Year's Resolution for 2004: negate the hate, and learn to love the love. It's ok to be suspicious at first: on their double-cd fantasia […]

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TIG's Imaginary Office Holiday Party 2003

Show Date: December 21, 2003

Thanks to all those who helped make our first-ever Imaginary Holiday Office Party such a smashing success!!! First of all, a HUGE thank you to all the wonderful bands who learned all those kick-ass holiday songs!!!! The Divorce, the Pale, the Malinks, the Amazombies, the Senate Arcade, Sushirobo, Alien Crime Syndicate, Love Hotel, and the […]

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AstroPOP! for October-November 2003

Libra {September 23-October 22} Death Cab for Cutie truly are indie rock's Hall and Oates: not only do DCfC possess both rock and soul, vocalist/guitarist Ben Gibbard's dreamy tenor is so unabashedly romantic that it literally spells out the M-E-T-H-O-D of modern love. Please listen closely, Libra: your usual balance is upset by love troubles […]

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Buttrock Karaoke Haikus

“Don’t blame us. We didn’t write ’em.” 8.30.03, Chop Suey   Some lovely buttrock haikus, as submitted by audience members who attended our first-ever buttrock karaoke contest! {note: we were extremely permissive in our definitions of “haiku” so be gentle!}. Fuck Diamond Dave by J. Lawless David Lee Roth Makes me want to Puke and […]

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AstroPOP! for September 2003

Imaginary rock and roll astrology CD reviews by Chilly C for September 2003 Virgo {August 23-September 22} Earth to Virgo: everyone knows your "leave me alone" vibes are vain attempts to mask a desperate-puppy "pet me please" need for attention. This month, just go for it. That's right: curl into a ball, howl for love, […]

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Three Imaginary Girls Rockstar Buttrock Karaoke Party

You loved the karaoke party. You loved it so much… …that we're throwing another rockstar karaoke party, but we can't do it without our beloved imaginary friends. Not convinced? Our theme will certainly change your mind: We're having a buttrock rockstar karaoke party. So, dust off your imaginary air guitar and start growing out your […]

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Tullycraft Tour Diary

AMSTERDAMJuly 28th – 29thArrive in Amsterdam in the morning of Tuesday the 29th of July, with Jeff Fell [drummer], Sean Tollefson [singer,bass]. Everything is very exciting, and strange, we exchange for Euros [money], and try to find our way to downtown Amsterdam, to Chris Munford [guitar], and Grrt [host]. Chris arrived a week before us, […]

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AstroPOP! for August 2003

Imaginary rock and roll astrology CD reviews for August 2003 Leo {July 23-August 22} Ah, summer! The long, hot days, the glare of the sun, the constant sweating. It's ok to admit it, Leo, you hate summer. You want to crawl into a hole dark and deep enough to beat the heat until we set […]

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AstroPOP! for May 2003

Imaginary rock and roll astrology CD reviews by Chilly C for May 2003 Taurus {April 20-May 20} You're feeling quite a bit, I daresay, licentious this month, Taurus. I feel it. You feel it. Your friends feel it (and trust me they don't want to feel it). How do you assuage this lust? Um, grab […]

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