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Hey Hey We're the Bushies

Now that John Kerry has more or less officially become the nominee of his party, prominent Democrats, including former primary opponents, are closing ranks behind him. Just days after attacking Kerry’s economic policies and attempting to delineate the differences between them, John Edwards, in a whiplash turnaround, started stumping for his "good friend." Howard Dean, […]

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Three Imaginary Girls to Host Second Annual Rockstar Suicide Karaoke Silent Auction Bash

Seattle, WA, May 13, 2004 — You've seen William Hung sing 'She Bangs' and George W. Bush sing 'Gay Bar.' But have you seen Sean Nelson sing 'Like a Virgin?' You could., "Seattle's sparkly indie-pop press," will be hosting a Rockstar Suicide Karaoke Silent Auction Bash on Thursday, June 10, 2004 at the Crocodile […]

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TIG says: Marriage Rights for All

We Imaginary Girls heart pink. Pink is cute, girlie, sparkly, and retro — all things treasured by all those imaginary. Yet this past May Day we found ourselves speculating how shades of pink can convey ranges of emotion, when thousands of {extremely non-pink} individuals invaded Seattle by the busload to stand up for the so-called […]

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Alternative Country

Back when I was a young long-hair with an Iron Maiden back-patch on my jean jacket and an Ibanez guitar collecting dust under my bed, the watchword was EBC: Everything But Country. It was okay to listen to jazz, since Jimi Hendrix had; classical was encouraged so that you could steal the easy parts for […]

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DOMA Is My Co-Pilot

Suddenly this week, the center of the political universe seems to have shifted in a northeasternly direction. First the Junior Senator from the Great State of Massachusetts, John Kerry, seemingly locks up the presidential nomination, having swept 12 of the 14 states which have cast votes. And now Massachusetts is on track to becoming the […]

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Imaginary Boy Lorenzo Says: Go DEAN!

Three wholeheartedly supports this report but opinions expressed herein are the author's and do not necessarily reflect opinions or policies of the girls {although, as igLiz says, "It doesn't necessarily not reflect our opinions…}" By Imaginary Boy Lorenzo, Imaginary Political Correspondent (props to Ted Howard) So you're a Washington State voter, inclined to sign […]

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Get Thee to a Caucus

OK, gang, here's the truth. If you want to vote in the upcoming Washington State Caucus on February 7th, it's gonna be hard. Not impossible, mind you — just harder than it should be. This is NOT a primary. This is not a regular election where you remember to stop by your local church or […]

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Three Imaginary Girls to Host "Silly Love Songs" Karaoke Bash on Friday the 13th!

"w/the Turn Ons, Dolour, In Praise of Folly, An American Starlet, Love Hotel, the Catch, Black Nite Crash, Radio Nationals, Ms. Led, Water Kill the Sun, Electric Kisses, the Lashes, the Long Winters, and more!" Seattle, WA, January 27, 2004—Three Imaginary Girls, "Seattle's sparkly indie-pop press", will be hosting a rockstar-laden "Silly Love Songs" Karaoke […]

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