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Alternative Country

Back when I was a young long-hair with an Iron Maiden back-patch on my jean jacket and an Ibanez guitar collecting dust under my bed, the watchword was EBC: Everything But Country. It was okay to listen to jazz, since Jimi Hendrix had; classical was encouraged so that you could steal the easy parts for […]

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DOMA Is My Co-Pilot

Suddenly this week, the center of the political universe seems to have shifted in a northeasternly direction. First the Junior Senator from the Great State of Massachusetts, John Kerry, seemingly locks up the presidential nomination, having swept 12 of the 14 states which have cast votes. And now Massachusetts is on track to becoming the […]

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Imaginary Boy Lorenzo Says: Go DEAN!

Three wholeheartedly supports this report but opinions expressed herein are the author's and do not necessarily reflect opinions or policies of the girls {although, as igLiz says, "It doesn't necessarily not reflect our opinions…}" By Imaginary Boy Lorenzo, Imaginary Political Correspondent (props to Ted Howard) So you're a Washington State voter, inclined to sign […]

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Get Thee to a Caucus

OK, gang, here's the truth. If you want to vote in the upcoming Washington State Caucus on February 7th, it's gonna be hard. Not impossible, mind you — just harder than it should be. This is NOT a primary. This is not a regular election where you remember to stop by your local church or […]

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Three Imaginary Girls to Host "Silly Love Songs" Karaoke Bash on Friday the 13th!

"w/the Turn Ons, Dolour, In Praise of Folly, An American Starlet, Love Hotel, the Catch, Black Nite Crash, Radio Nationals, Ms. Led, Water Kill the Sun, Electric Kisses, the Lashes, the Long Winters, and more!" Seattle, WA, January 27, 2004—Three Imaginary Girls, "Seattle's sparkly indie-pop press", will be hosting a rockstar-laden "Silly Love Songs" Karaoke […]

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Best of 2003: Imaginary Staffers Top 10 Lists

Char, Imaginary Girl All Girl Summer Fun Band, “2” Death Cab for Cutie, “Transatlanticism” Massive Attack, “100th Window” Outkast, “Speakerboxxx/The Love Below” Stellastarr*, “Stellastarr*” The Dandy Warhols, “Welcome To The Monkey House” The Fitness, “Call Me for Together” The Postal Service, “Give Up” Various Artists, “Lost in Translation” Soundtrack Visqueen, “King Me” Yeah Yeah Yeahs, […]

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Best of 2003: Your #1 Album Picks of the Year

Although some folks couldn’t rank their lists {igChar}… which is fine… you know… if you just can’t bear to proclaim to the world, “THIS WAS THE BEST FUCKING ALBUM OF THE YEAR!!!” but some of us could. And albums that have such an exclamation bestowed on them deserve a special note. So here they are… […]

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Best of 2003: Top 100 Imaginary Albums of the Year

You voted, and we tabulated. Now you can print and clip the top 100 imaginary albums of the year list for your post-holiday-gift-certificate shopping pleasure… The Postal Service, “Give Up” The Shins, “Chutes Too Narrow” Death Cab for Cutie, “Transatlanticism” Radiohead, “Hail To The Thief” Outkast, “Speakerboxxx/The Love Below” The White Stripes, “Elephant” The Long […]

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