Tonight in Seattle:  

Friday gossip: Pop-star offspring

Hold on to your Hot Topic hats, kiddos: Newly minted Mr. and Mrs. Pete Wentz have finally confirmed the news that gossip-hounds have been speculating for weeks. Yep, they're spawning. According to an official statement from Ashlee & Pete, they're now out of their first trimester and elated to be expecting. I wonder if the bebe will come out with dyed hair and Ashlee's original nose? (Ooooooooh, burn!)

Also on the bebe tip is another red-head's news, though this one slightly more disturbing. Clay Aiken has donated his man-juice to a female friend who will birth his offspring...

"I wonder if the bebe will come out with dyed hair and Ashlee's original nose?"

I thought the same thing -- folks who have that much corrective surgery must be in for a rude awakening when they reproduce and see history repeating itself...

Merow, I'm feeling catty today.

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