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"It's all okay till they open their fucking mouths"
Submitted by imaginary dana on April 10, 2007.Imagine if Three Imaginary Girls met Pete and Ray and you'd have Breakfast at Sulimay's, a trio of grouchy old men music critics {Joe, Moon, and Bill} evaluting some of the indie bands du jour.
See what these three have to say about the latest from Joanna Newsom ("Music's not bad till she opens her fucken mouth"), the Decemberists ("I hope they have day jobs"), Ghostface Killa ("This must be how they brainwash prisoners"), The Thermals ("Did he say 'dead balls?'"), and many more.
Three Imaginary Girls would be honored to take these three fellas to a show, any day.
{Aside to Bill -- I'm totally with ya on the Joanna Newsom.}
Charlotte Sometimes said on April 10, 2007:
I'm glad I'm not the only one who couldn't stomach all the raves about Joanna Newson. "This is why Pitchfork sucks." That's rich.
Love the new web site, ladies.
imaginary embracey said on April 10, 2007:
"It's like a mood thing ya sleep to, 'til she opens her fuckin' mouth." HA!!!!!
Can't believe they didn't like The Decemberists though...
imaginary dana said on April 10, 2007:
Yea, I think they were just bemused by the Decemberists (versus the abject horror they expressed about most of the other bands).
I was stoked they liked Beirut! And I think they would have liked Amy Winehouse if they had heard the non-Ghostface Killas version. Or at least, I'd like to think so.
PS ~ Did I mention today that I *heart* Amy Winehouse?
PPS ~ Did I also mention that Perez Hilton emailed me back???
Lawrence Winnerman said on April 10, 2007:
Holy shiznit, those are the cutest old fuckers evar! Sadly, I'm fairly sure that I'm going to end up like that some day....