That's Professor Marr to you

Well, apparently anyone can be a professor these days (and my four years of grad school were worth what?)

Johnny Marr of the Smiths and now Modest Mouse has been named a professor a Salford University. Marr will, according to the article, "deliver a series of workshops and master classes to students in its popular music and recording course."

Do you suppose badmouthing Moz will get you an A?