This may not be TIG material, but nothing had made me happier recently than reading that Paris Hilton is going to jail! I think if we need any early front-runner for Time Person of the Year, it's the judge in this case. I'm sorry kids, but there are few people I dislike more than Paris, and anything that makes her go away, even if it is for 45 days, I get excited.

Combined with the jailing of Joe "Girls Gone Wild" Francis, once we round up Lindsay Lohan, we can really clean up this town.