…that apparently, the fine peeps at Stereogum already have a copy of the forthcoming Magnetic Fields record Distortion, while I, sadly, do not. I weep! I suffer!! Why has Stephin foresaken me in this way???

Srsly though — what's an imaginary girl got to do to get a review copy? Blog about the band more? I don't think that's possible. Make Magnetic Field's-themed onesies for my soon-to-be-not-so-imaginary baby? Check!

Sigh. Stereogum also is privvy to the album art, which I steal from them to show you here:

It's cute…. but really small consolation without being able to hear it.

OK, </pout>