Our investigator friends at Line Out found the for-sale listing for the Crocodile! Here's the full scoop:

Seattle Area Business Opportunity

$495,000

Approx. 6,400 SF Space with (2) Bars, Kitchen, and Live Music Stage. Brand New 10 Year Lease Term. Fabulous Location on corner of 2nd Ave & Blanchard ideal for any full service restaurant or bar concept. Character-filled single story masonry building. In the Heart of Chic Belltown Scene – Txori, Zoe, Mistral, See Sound Lounge and More! An excerpt from the Seattle Weekly raves:’A central meeting place for Seattle’s world famous music scene.’ Become part of the Legend that is the Crocodile Cafe.

Wow… that's definitely out of the imaginary league, but we totally think you should buy it.