I am really, really terrible at recognizing celebrities outside of their usual environ (US Magazine, TV, big screen, People magazine – you know the good-for-you-stuff). However, at the Coachella Music Festival you can't throw a glow stick without hitting one. Here's a few first-hand spottings by members of the posse. Hits were seen with my own eyes, misses are a one-degree separation.

• Steven Tyler (miss)
• Kelly Osborne (miss, then hit on day 3)
• Billy Idol (hit)
• David Hasselhoff (miss, then hit on day 3)
• Elijah Wood (miss). A posse member says, "I caught a hobbit!"
• Alicia Silverstone (miss)
• DJ Mehdi (hit)
• Xavier DeRosnay (hit)
• Pedro Winter (hit)
• Dita Von Teese (miss)
• Jael Strauss (hit)
• Nicole Richie (miss). Or it could have been one of her 100 imitators.
• Paris Hilton (miss)
• Marilyn Manson (hit)