I'm surprised to see that TIG has seemingly not discovered Swan Island yet, even though they hail from your corner of the land. Now's your chance to get super hooked on them in time to know the words to the songs when you go see them two weeks from tonight at the Tractor Tavern. Please? Let me live vicariously through you? Since there's no sign of them coming my way anytime soon?

Heh. It says I submitted this on January 1, 1970. Flux capacitors for all!