I wish I had seen this in time to get it ordered and shipped to my household, in honor of our first Father's Day with the imaginary babe…

If your bundle of joy has interfered with band practice and show-going, you can order your own t-shirt here.

And if you'll indulge me for a moment, it's a few days early, but I want to wish my awesome fella a Happy Father's Day. I promise you can play drums all day, if you want to.