Have I missed something, or was there no iPod Roulette today? I'll start the petition:

Dear Mr. Gonzalez,

We, the imaginary undersigned, do hereby request that iPod Roulette be consistently updated on a daily basis, Monday through Friday. Should there be a lapse in your daily commitment to the greater imaginary good, we will require a full and prompt explanation. Upon discovery that instead of posting iPod Roulette, you are blogging about Simply Red, we may impose a punishment including, but not limited to, wedgies, noogies, and/or tying your shoelaces together while you're not looking.

Sincerely,

Betsy Boston