I have no idea if this is safe viewing for the general public or not (how could Mom not enjoy a good Paris Hilton spoof, right?), but it has just been announced that this Saturday (June 23rd), at 2pm, as part of Queerfest!, Bad Actor Productions will bring PARIS HILTON: THE MUSICAL! to life on the Second Stage at Volunteer Park (in Capitol Hill).

The quick press e-mail simply asked the question: Can Paris survive prison…and who will her cellmates be?!?

Does anyone else think that The Price Is Right: The Musical is a fab idea?