This past weekend, Paula Abdul broke her nose while trying to avoid stepping on her pet Chihuahua.
Abdul was quoted as saying "I took a nasty fall … trying not to hurt my dog. I bruised myself on my arm … my chest, my waist all the way down to my hip. All from my little chubby Tulip," Abdul said.
The dog was unharmed.
In keeping with the theme, here is a Paula Abdul YouTube video: