…and babies born on the Titanic. And Bigfoot and Mrs. Bigfoot. And UFO's endorsing Hillary for President. Yes, friends, the Weekly World News is going away … forever. The August 27th issue will be the last of the bizarre and highly entertaining tabloid.

Now what will I read when I wait in line for the checkout? Am I doomed to now read about Linds and Brits and Paris?

Elvis quietly mourns the WWN from his shelter in the Rockies. Rock on, Elvis, rock on.