It was very difficult to wake up this morning, even will all the bright sun outside my window and the birds forming some sort of wild bird-pyramid on my porch to show me their elaborate plans for a workable national health plan. Or, at least that’s what I thought they were trying to get across to me. Those sorts of events make me think that someone should make a musical out of the first Strokes album. I’m not sure why particularly I think this is an excellent idea, possibly the best I’ve ever had, but “Someday” sounds like it should have an elaborate dance number associated with it, maybe with a little soft-shoe, maybe with people with twirling umbrellas circa “Singin’ in the Rain”. It feels so right to me today, maybe we can cast some semi-famous Hollywood star to make his Broadway debut to take Julian’s place, maybe it can be about a band struggling to make it in the Big City only to be thwarted by an evil raja. Baz Luhrmann can direct. I’m genius! Now I just need an agent …