I've been hitting refresh on the MSNBC.com feed all day — and now it's official! FINALLY!

The paternity test results confirm… Larry Birkhead is Anna Nicole's baby daddy!

My immediate burning questions include:

• What's Zsa Zsa's husband going to say to the reporters outside his castle (ahem, house)?
• Will there be a People Magazine special issue on the decorating of the nursery?
• Will this give FOX news/noise something to talk about instead of all that, ahem, real news? I can't wait to see their exclusive, special, breaking coverage of it.

And does anyone know if Scary Spice as named her lil sweetpea yet?