In case you've never crossed paths with my anti-Oasis rants, the Gallagher brothers bug the crap out of me for several reasons, but mostly because of Noel and Liam's outlandish self-aggrandizing behavior and their Blur bullying (although it's funny when Mogwai does it).

But, Noel G. has just won a free drink from me. He's such an elitest purist music snob that he's selling his summer home in Ibiza because, according to London's The Sun, he's uber annoyed that James Blunt (the "You're Beautiful" soft-rocker) lives up the street.

I'd totally sell my $11 million summer home if John Mayer lived nearby. Heck, I might even sell it if Noel Gallagher lived nearby.

(hat tip to Aversion.com!)