Paranormal Activity 2: Again with the haunted house/totally-unbelievable-everyone-films-every-second-of-everything/incredibly detailed security cameras convention? Alright, I’ll bite – but only because I’m hoping the family in this one is more likable than the douchebag boyfriend in the first (which really won’t be that hard). Plus, there’s a baby! And a dog! That means a chance that either one or the both of them will bite it or at least get splattered with blood, which thrills me because I’m a sick, sick person.
It’s Kind of a Funny Story: Here’s the thing – I will laugh at ANYTHING Zach Galifanakis is in. Or even a picture he’s in. Or whatever. I don’t know why, but just looking at him cracks me up (which explains why I liked The Hangover despite my better judgement and raging hatred of Bradley Cooper). This one looks like it would be funny ZG also being sweet, plus it’s got that kid from the United States of Tara and Lorelai Gilmore Sarah Braverman in it, so I think it will be good.