I'm madly in love with Kelly, Kelly of "Shoes" and "Text Message Breakup" fame. These videos have brought me endless hours of giggling joy.

Now Kelly has a brand new video, featuring a guest appearance from her large-breasted, lesbian, folk-singing Aunt. The song is called "Let Me Borrow That Top" and, well, it's been cracking me up for the past 24 hours.

Some lines you may hear me spewing in the coming weeks…

"I'm gonna betch-slap the dumb outta you!"

 "You're thinking of 'masterbate' Mom, extrapolate's different."

"She got a boca on her, don't she?"

And my favorite…

"'Fuck you with something hard and sandpapery!"

Watch the video…. and give me that fucking top, betch!!!!