Friday is Love is Hard with Rachel Flotard day here at Three Imaginary Girls, when we post a new morsel of the tastiest, sassiest, and most solid love advice on the planet straight from Visqueen frontwoman/megababe Rachel Flotard.
I know I say this every week, but I really think Rach has outdone herself here, offering up the most profound statement I've heard about breakups, ever:
Fear Not, Piss Pot. Break-ups are like taking bowling shoes back to the counter. Some winner sprays them off as another foot boards its nerd-bound train to land a fuckin’ turkey.
Why not go ahead and read the entire Love is Hard archive. You weren't going to get anything done at work today anyways.
Also, Rachel wants to answer your love advice questions. Email her at email@example.com.