Three Imaginary Girls

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…advice questions!!!

The brilliant and beautiful Rachel Flotard writes a love advice column for Three Imaginary Girls called Love is Hard with Rachel Flotard, where she offers heart-warming yet hysterical advice for the lovelorn. Some sample gem quotes from over the years:

"Just the idea that she is going to have to hear that her vag is rotting from someone who uses "bumpin uglies" in a sentence is just a deafening air horn of white terror."

"I think you should brain him with an iron, then throw fire ants in his face. Do you want to watch a PORNO that I made with my ex? What a JACKASS."

"Break-ups are like taking bowling shoes back to the counter. Some winner sprays them off as another foot boards its nerd-bound train to land a fuckin’ turkey."

"Remind him who did the Superbowl Shuffle across I-90 to hibernate in whose butt, and stand your ground."

"I know when I say I'm hanging out with my bandmates, it really means I'm gangbanging 25 french ho's. True."

Here's the thing, tho: we are out of Love is Hard questions. We're counting on you, dear readers, to spill your heart and guts out, and potentially be rewarded with love advice from a rock goddess like Rach.

You want know you want it. Email [email protected] and let Rachel take the sting out of your heart!