Looking for the perfect present for the friend who has everything?

Look no further!

You can bid on your own pop band on eBay! The act that brought us the wonderful hit "Cotton Eye Joe" is selling themselves on the auction site. NME reports that the bidding starts at a mere $1.5 million dollars and you get everything involves with the band: the name, the back catalog, the trademark, the whole she-bang.

I think someone is going to be very lucky for their next birthday, eh?