'90s Punk Decries Punks of Today
With Char's post earlier about a story from The Onion, I thought I'd share my favorite music-related article from that paper. It's from 2003. PS,…
No one will drink Bon Jovi to stay awake
MANCHESTER, N.J. - Jon Bon Jovi wants the owner of the Mijovi energy drink to change its name, arguing it is too similar to his…
Basement Jaxx and… Yoko Ono?
The band is currently penning tracks for the follow-up to 2006's Crazy Itch Radio.Member Felix Buxton said of the new collaboration: "We ended up doing…
I'm Prince and I want popcorn, goddamnit!
I love hearing about the different things rockstars put on their rider, so when I read this, I had to pass it along:Prince demanded a…
No One Admits To Singing, Writing, Producing Nation's No. 1 Song
This is one of the most hilarious Onion articles I've read in a long time. A highlight if you're too lazy to click on the…
Emmy in a box?
Ha! I love it. "Dick In A Box" is up for an Emmy. I don't watch "Scrubs," but I like that "Everything Comes Down to…
"Too Many Puppies" by Primus
When this how iPod Roulette thing started, I meant it to have more a Rorschach Test feel to it, but I've kind of gotten myself…
Anyway, how are things on the west coast?
It was a busy week of album sales, but not busy enough for our pals in Interpol. Our Love to Admire did well for the…
Yacht Rock: I never knew smooth music could rock so hard!
Please join Three Imaginary Girls on Thursday, July 26th for Yacht Rock for Puget Sound, a night of really smooth music that ROCKS, performed by…
Our calendar is back online! Harry Potter book releases tomorrow night! Life = WOOT!
We're thrilled to annouce that the imaginary calendar is back in business. HUGE thanks to our imaginary developer Robby, who figured out what was causing…