Goodbye to the Paradox Theater
By Alisha and Summer {aka Honorary Imaginary All-Ages Correspondents}{imaginary aside: The Paradox Theater recently closed the doors to it's location on the Ave. But are…
For the Love of Everything Holy
{Let Rachel Flotard of Visqueen take the sting out of your heart. Send your love advice questions her way at loveishard@threeimaginarygirls.com.} Dear Rachel,Is it ever okay…
The Case of the Toiletry Freeloader
{Let Rachel Flotard of Visqueen take the sting out of your heart. Send your love advice questions her way at loveishard@threeimaginarygirls.com.} Dear Rachel - I just…
Airs Above Your Station
Airs Above Your Station? Are you kidding? I mean, Steve's Basement! Semaphore! Rhode Island Freakout! Schedule for Using Pillows & Beanbags! I Think I Blew…
Rob Schaffer of the Femurs
Name: Rob Schaeffer Pre-occupations? Rob plays drums with Loveless and the Goodnight Trail and has a solo venture, The Femurs, where he plays all the…
The Capillaries
Yeah, yeah, we know we just reviewed The Capillaries in our last issue. But we saw them again, okay? So we're writing about them. Sue…
Okkervil River
From the first moment I heard Okkervil River's 2nd album, Don't Fall in Love with Everyone You See, I was transfixed. They soothed my scarred…
The D4: ROCKNROLLMOTHERFUCKER
ROCK ROCK ROCK! Even before they played their first note, I knew the D4 were going to leave me metaphorically pantless. The place already had…
Cutest Band in Seattle Contest 2003: In Praise of Folly
In Praise of Folly opened up a promising lineup for the Cutest Band in Seattle contest, a benefit show to help the YMCA's all-ages Fusion…
Cutest Band in Seattle Contest 2003: Lands Farther East
Lands Farther East. These guys were technically really, really good. Again I'm going to say that musically, their sound wasn't particularly *cute.* It was practically…