Why this Liberal Imaginary Girl Didn't Vote for Gregoire
I love friendship symbiosis. Case in point: I am a music/pop-culture junkie, while my best friend Imaginary Lorenzo is the political smartie-pants. As an active…
Visualize: The Vote, The Victory
We have an imaginary secret for you. Lean in close.... cross your heart you won't tell...? Okay then, here it goes: We're going to win.…
2004 Presidential Debates Mix Tape
I know what you're thinking: why must there be only three? The 2004 presidential debates are over, and after what has been largely perceived as…
Love Thy Cheek While They Turn the Other Neighbor
It's hard to feel outraged 'round the holidays. I'd way rather be thinking about my favorite albums of 2004 or buying politically-conscious gifts for my…
The Sinclair Sitch
I've taken a deep breath. My seething rage at the current situation with our so-called free press has quieted. Now, as a writer, imaginary girl,…
The Death of Decency
All right, already. Dick's daughter is a dyke. Edwards said it, Kerry said it. We all knew it before they said it. So what? The…
Of Dive Bars and Debates
Highlights from the first Presidential Debate, Oct 2004 The afternoon of the first debates, my friend Melissa and I decided that it would be fun…
Fuck Our So-Called Free Press
Fuck our so-called free press. I mean it. Fuck them. Fuck them for their presumed authenticity. Fuck them for not fulfilling their proper role of…
Osama Bin Lotto
I just saw Teresa Heinz Kerry speak at Seattle Center Community College. She inspired a converted gymnasium overflowing with Kerry supporters to a roaring standing…
John Kerry, Iconoclast, Skewers the Weakling, Unelected President
{Otherwise know as: some highlights from John Kerry's acceptance speech to the Democratic National Committee...} "We have it in our power to change the world…