Devendra (Ban)Hearts Natalie
Pardon me while I turn TIG into Perez Hilton for a moment... But Natalie Portman's dating Devendra Banhart... of all people! Maybe he's got that rocker…
Dearest Owen Wilson, What's your take on…
Dearest Owen Wilson,What's your take on the fact that LANCE ARMSTRONG and ASHELY OLSEN HAVE HOOKED UP?Are you guys going to be able to pal…
Rosie: I won't host TPIR
Rosie O'Donnell says she won't uproot her wife and kids from the NYC area to host The Price is Right (which tapes in LA).From today's…
Amy Winehouse engaged, imaginary Dana waits for wedding invite
Imaginary Dana's BFF Amy Winehouse has just announced that she's engaged to be married to the boyfriend who inspired many songs on her critically acclaimed…
As Seen on TV: LCD Soundsystem, The Shins, etc.
As the only imaginary girl with cable and a VCR (let's not talk about how many), sometimes I feel it is my duty to let…
And the baby daddy is…
I've been hitting refresh on the MSNBC.com feed all day -- and now it's official! FINALLY!The paternity test results confirm... Larry Birkhead is Anna Nicole's…
Justice Gone Wild!
Finally, the stars have aligned to grant justice for all the ills committed by Girls Gone Wild honcho Joe Francis, who is currently on the…
Yes I've been black but when I come back…
When I got back from SXSW and told a pal how much I adored the Amy Winehouse shows, she told me the only reason she…
On the subjects of babies, their names, and fatherhood…
... Eddie Murphy may be Scary Spice's babydaddy.Full story here.Bitchier version here.Baby Brown's playdates with Bluebell Madonna Halliwell are sure to be a hoot.
George Clooney doesn't *heart* David O. Russell…
... but he denies having anything to do with those embarrassing I Heart Huckabees outtakes in which director David O. Russell goes completely apeshit on Lily…