Okkervil River
From the first moment I heard Okkervil River's 2nd album, Don't Fall in Love with Everyone You See, I was transfixed. They soothed my scarred…
The D4: ROCKNROLLMOTHERFUCKER
ROCK ROCK ROCK! Even before they played their first note, I knew the D4 were going to leave me metaphorically pantless. The place already had…
Cutest Band in Seattle Contest 2003: In Praise of Folly
In Praise of Folly opened up a promising lineup for the Cutest Band in Seattle contest, a benefit show to help the YMCA's all-ages Fusion…
Cutest Band in Seattle Contest 2003: Lands Farther East
Lands Farther East. These guys were technically really, really good. Again I'm going to say that musically, their sound wasn't particularly *cute.* It was practically…
Cutest Band in Seattle Contest 2003
Finally {!} a contest in Seattle I can judge. I may not know my wine or textiles, but I know cuteness. So, when I was…
Cutest Band in Seattle Contest 2003: Blue Sky Mile
In terms of pure cute showmanship, there was no doubt in my mind that Blue Sky Mile's frontman would win. From his get-up-and-go vocal stylings…
Cutest Band in Seattle Contest 2003: Asahi
Asahi were the winner apparent of the show, with most of the performers that night cracking jokes about how Asahi would win. Well, with just…
Cutest Band in Seattle Contest 2003: Ambitious Career Woman
"We're dorks, but we're cute dorks!" announced Ambitious Career Woman. And you know, their self-effacing charm must have done the trick, because they won the…
The Fire Theft
What an honor. For my inaugural imaginary review I've been given the distinguished task of reviewing The Fire Theft's first public performance. A little background…
He's Into Porn. Literally.
{Let Rachel Flotard of Visqueen take the sting out of your heart. Send your love advice questions her way at loveishard@threeimaginarygirls.com.}Dear Rachel,Ooh, I have a…